What A Great Idea

In a flash of brilliance, German and US security officials have decided to leave the American flag off the US team bus during the World Cup, the only team bus out of the thirty-two which will not have the nation's flag on it. Supposedly, the decision was an effort to increase the safety of the US men's soccer team. Now, instead of the bus being easily identifiable by its national flag, it will be easily identifiable by its lack of a national flag. And its police escort. And the fact that the bus is predominantly blue in color. Oh, and the fact anyone who can log onto the Internet now knows the US team bus will be the predominantly blue one without a flag on it.

Brilliant.